By the Fists of TR!

Reading over at the Art of Manliness I got an idea for a new oath,

"By the clenched fists of Teddy Roosevelt!"

Examples:

Wife: Are you going out in the woods this weekend?
WisCur: By the clenched fists of TR I am!

Kid: Whose gonna move all that firewood you're splitting?
WisCur: By the fists of TR you are.

Friend: Can you do it?

WisCur: By the clenched fists of TR we will either do it or we will fail trying!

Friend: Tell me what you really think.
WisCur: By the clenched fists of TR, I would never tell you anything but.

Co-worker: That is a pretty big bruise, why didn't you call in sick?

WisCur: By the clenched fists of TR, I will finish what I started.